$DUPLICATE exists because a cat got copy-pasted and the universe never fixed the error. Nobody knows which one is real. Not even the cats.
NO EXPLANATION HAS BEEN VERIFIED.
ALL INSTANCES REMAIN SUSPECT.
Somewhere, a cat got duplicated by mistake — a corrupted file, a bad Ctrl+V, a glitch in the printer at the multiverse copy shop.
Nobody stopped it. Nobody explained it. It just keeps happening.
The original cat is smug and certain it's the real one. It is definitely not. The duplicate is glitching, confused, checking its own paws to see if it's still solid.
Neither of them is right. There may be a third one. There may be forty.
ESCALATION IS THE CONTENT ENGINE.
SCROLL AT YOUR OWN RISK.
We do not know which one is real.
We do not know how many there are.
We have stopped asking.
If you are reading this, you may already be a duplicate.
Cat Count: rising. Explanation: none.
Token launch. Contract renounced. Cat Count begins at 1.
Community content engine live. New duplicates "discovered" regularly.
CEX pushes. The "original" starts visibly glitching too. Narrative escalation event.
Major milestone marketing push. Mass-duplicate visual campaign.
Ongoing. Unresolved. Forever.